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Fed Stays Put; Pescadero Swell Too Good To Notice.

While Washington DC wrung its collective hands over interest rates, the only thing rising in Baja was the epic morning swell at Pescadero. Three Fed officials wanted a hike? Out here, the only "hike" worth talking about is the one to the perfect peak. Global markets might care, but our biggest concern is whether the palapa bar has enough lime for the afternoon.

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