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humor De Speld 2026-07-31

Dutch Politician Fears Dead Migrants Washing Ashore Will Spoil Our Coastlines

A Dutch politician is horrified that desperate migrants might drown near 'our beautiful coasts,' not for humanitarian reasons, but because their dead bodies might wash up and be a nuisance. Apparently, the main concern is not the lives lost, but the unpleasantness of dealing with the deceased.

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