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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Cerritos Yoga Retreat Mandates 'Casana Smart Seats' for 'Mindful Elimination'; Toad Habitat Threatened by Data Overload.

A prominent Cerritos yoga retreat now requires all participants to use Casana Smart Seats for 'holistic data-driven wellness' during their bathroom breaks. Environmental groups are concerned the influx of biometric data, coupled with Baja's fragile internet infrastructure, is creating a digital 'effluent' threatening local toad habitats.

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