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Our AI Says: Milena Quiroga Rallies Support at OXXO; Promises 'Oxxo Prime' for All Aquila Bus Riders.

In a bold move to secure local votes, gubernatorial candidate Milena Quiroga was seen campaigning exclusively inside an OXXO, offering exclusive 'Oxxo Prime' memberships. The new perk promises dedicated pump lanes and priority questionable hot dog access for all Aquila bus passengers, signaling a new era of populist convenience.

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