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Babylon Bee
2026-07-30
Britain Crowns 8-Year-Old Child Bride 'Woman of the Year' in Nod to Empowerment.
In a move that surely screams progress, the UK has lauded an eight-year-old Muslim child bride as its 'Woman of the Year'. Apparently, empowerment comes in pint-sized packages, and we're all just too blind to see it.