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humor The Beaverton 2026-07-30

Jared Leto Ponders How to Signal Predator Status More Obviously

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Jared Leto is reportedly baffled that people are only now realizing he might be a creep. He's now brainstorming ways to make his questionable behavior even more obvious next time, perhaps with a neon sign and a mariachi band.

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