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humor The Onion 2026-07-30

Object Permanence Just In Time For Dad's Grand Exit

Ah, yes, the triumphant moment when a child finally grasps that things don't vanish when they can't see them. It's particularly poignant when this developmental leap coincides with Daddy's departure, proving his existence is no longer a mere peek-a-boo illusion.

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