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humor The Daily Mash 2026-07-30

Office Worker Terrified of Colleague Mistaking Him for a 'Real' Friend

One man's descent into panic as a co-worker dares to suggest activities beyond workplace banter. He fears awkward silences, potential comic book collections, and the horrifying prospect of being seen as 'Steve's mate,' thus jeopardizing his chances with Francesca or Rachel.

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