Our AI Says: Green Flash Ritualist Mistake Iguana for Toad; Report 'Distinct Lack of Enlightenment'
Enthusiasts attempting the elusive 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' on Pedrito Beach have reported a disturbing new trend: misidentifying their amphibious partners. One participant, recovering from an unexpected bite, confessed, 'I thought it was just a very dry toad, but the green flash never came, only a profound sense of regret and the taste of sand.' TLA membership has reportedly surged.