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De Speld
2026-07-30
Brave Tourist Bests Beach Crowds by Claiming Lounger with Fire Blanket at Dawn
In a bold move against the tyranny of crowded beaches, a Dutch tourist decided to claim his spot at 7 AM using a fire blanket. Apparently, his genius strategy ensures he'll be free to 'get roasted' by the sun later, without pesky humans interfering.