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humor Le Gorafi 2026-07-30

Billionaire, baffled by 'anything else?', buys bakery, plans caviar croissants.

Bernard Arnault, seemingly unfamiliar with the concept of upselling, was so flustered by a baker's simple 'et avec ceci?' that he bought the entire establishment. His plans? To offer a €43,000 lunch special, naturally.

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