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The Shovel
2026-07-30
PM's Thumb Trauma: Kylie Minogue Selfie Sends Nation Into Alert Panic
In a stunning display of thumb-eye coordination, Australia's Prime Minister accidentally broadcasted a Kylie Minogue selfie to 25 million phones. Apparently, the nation's most pressing emergency was an urgent need to appreciate the pop star's latest pic, proving technology is no match for a wandering digit.