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humor Babylon Bee 2026-07-29

Church Rolls Dice on Salvation: Weekly Offering Becomes 50/50 Raffle.

Forget tithing, folks! This church is trying to spice up Sunday mornings by replacing the humble offering plate with a thrilling 50/50 raffle. May the odds be ever in your favor... and God's.

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