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humor Babylon Bee 2026-07-29

Al-Qaeda Regrets 9/11; Running for Mayor Was Apparently Easier.

Terrorists are reportedly kicking themselves for all the trouble of 9/11, realizing they could have achieved similar notoriety just by running for mayor of NYC. Apparently, political campaigns are less demanding than international terrorism.

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