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The Hard Times
2026-07-29
30 Seconds to Mars Now 18 Years to Consent, Because Apparently Jared Leto Needs A Reminder
In a bold move to curb Jared Leto's alleged proclivities, 30 Seconds to Mars has rebranded to '18 Years to Consent'. The band claims this name change is as effective as tying a string on your finger, but frankly, we're just hoping he remembers to take out the trash.