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humor The Hard Times 2026-07-29

Man Spontaneously Combusts at Creed Concert, Possibly Due to Lack of Baptism

In a truly shocking turn of events, an unbaptized Creed fan met a fiery end upon entering a concert. Apparently, religious affiliation is now a strict dress code for enjoying Nickelback's less successful cousin. Who knew faith could be so flammable?

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