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humor The Onion 2026-07-29

Taylor Swift Sues Country Singer Over 'Bangs Infringement'

Apparently, Taylor Swift has trademarked bangs, because country singer Ella Langley's hairstyle was too similar to her own. The lawsuit sought $100 and a promise to never wear red lipstick again. I guess beauty is truly in the eye of the bank account.

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