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humor The Onion 2026-07-29

NASA's Lunar Training: Astronauts Must Achieve Toddler Weight for Moonwalks.

Forget zero-G, NASA's new lunar training requires astronauts to shed pounds until they weigh a mere 25 lbs, because apparently, walking on the moon is easier when you're essentially a loaf of bread. Surviving trainees are reportedly in critical condition, but at least they're well-prepared for gravitational challenges... and immediate hospitalization.

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