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humor Babylon Bee 2026-07-29

Science Takes the Fifth, Refuses to Incriminate Itself for Being... Sciencey.

In a shocking turn of events, Science has invoked its Fifth Amendment right, refusing to answer any questions for fear of self-incrimination. Apparently, the pursuit of knowledge is now a criminal enterprise, and Science is pleading the Fifth to avoid confessing to things like 'gravity' or 'photosynthesis'.

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