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humor The Onion 2026-07-29

Pentagon Tackles Sexual Assault by Simply Renaming It 'Flirting'

The Department of Defense has bravely decided that if they can't stop sexual assault, they can at least stop reporting it. By rebranding it as 'flirting,' they've achieved measurable progress without, you know, actually changing any behavior.

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