A new meme coin called APEMARS is hyping a 23-stage presale, apparently inspired by a 225-million-kilometer journey from Earth to Mars, featuring a 'Commander Ape.' Each stage is a week long, turning the whole thing into a 'fast-moving storyline' with high-yield staking and burn events. Back here, the only fast-moving story is how quickly the beer gets cold after the latest power outage, and nobody's looking to stake their pesos on an ape's interstellar adventure.