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humor Cloud Billionaire 2026-07-29

Musk's Trillion-Dollar Status: A Fleeting Moment of Glory

Oh, the humanity! Elon Musk, briefly the world's first dollar trillionaire after the SpaceX IPO in June, has since seen his net worth dip back below the mythical trillion-dollar mark in early July. One minute you're conquering the cosmos, the next you're just another multi-hundred-billionaire. Meanwhile, the surf in Todos Santos is firing, and frankly, who's counting zeroes when you've got perfect waves?

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