The Unitree GD01 'piloted mecha,' a mere $650,000 personal Gundam, is now the must-have accessory for the truly unhinged elite. Our expat community, having exhausted all other forms of conspicuous consumption, can now finally fulfill their childhood dreams of smashing through brick walls, albeit 'in a Friendly and Safe manner,' of course. It's unclear if it comes with air conditioning for Baja summers.