Ah, the Skarp Laser Razor. It promised a hair-free future, raised $4 million on Kickstarter, then promptly got the boot for not having a working prototype. Undeterred, it scuttled to Indiegogo, only to disappear into the ether of vaporware and lawsuits. Apparently, even the most technologically advanced expats in Pescadero still prefer a good old-fashioned blade for their 'manscaping' endeavors, realizing lasers might be a tad overkill for a Sunday shave.