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humor Cloud Woo Woo 2026-07-29

Baja's Elite Now Spray Away Bad Vibes with 'Reiki-Charged Aura Mist'

The 'Aura Cleansing Aromatherapy Mist' at $12 a pop is flying off virtual shelves. Infused with 'positive energy,' 'Reiki-charged' moon water, and dancing quartz crystals, it's perfect for when your third eye feels a little... crusty. Our local spiritual gurus swear it banishes the negativity from their organic kale smoothies and ensures their yoga poses manifest peak enlightenment.

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