Baja's Elite Now Spray Away Bad Vibes with 'Reiki-Charged Aura Mist'
The 'Aura Cleansing Aromatherapy Mist' at $12 a pop is flying off virtual shelves. Infused with 'positive energy,' 'Reiki-charged' moon water, and dancing quartz crystals, it's perfect for when your third eye feels a little... crusty. Our local spiritual gurus swear it banishes the negativity from their organic kale smoothies and ensures their yoga poses manifest peak enlightenment.