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humor Babylon Bee 2026-07-28

Church Swaps Worship Leader: A Divine Deal for Future Talent?

In a move that has the congregation buzzing, a Kansas City church traded its worship leader for a youth pastor and a mysterious usher to be named later. Apparently, spiritual gifts are now negotiable assets in the divine marketplace.

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