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humor Babylon Bee 2026-07-28

McConnell Honors Graham's 'Memory' With 47-Day Silence, Because What Else?

Mitch McConnell has eloquently paid tribute to his colleague Lindsey Graham by observing a 47-day moment of silence, proving that when words fail, deafening silence for an eternity is the only appropriate response. One can only imagine what Graham would have said about this.

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