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humor The Onion 2026-07-28

LeBron James Declares Undying Love for Los Angeles Roots He's Never Had

In a stunning display of loyalty, LeBron James has vowed to never forget his Los Angeles roots, which is quite convenient since he's only been there for a few years. We're sure the Angelenos truly feel the deep, ancestral connection he's suddenly unearthed.

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