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humor Clickhole 2026-07-28

Jewish Holiday Moves to June, Rabbi Gets Sunburned Trying to Light Menorah

Forget December, Hanukkah is now in June, complete with swimsuits, poolside dreidel spinning, and BBQs for latkes. The rabbi's SPF 50 application is apparently crucial for this new tradition.

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