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humor The Onion 2026-07-28

Man Promises to Keep It Down After Neighbor Complains About His Solo Dance Dance Revolution Session

Despite being the only one playing, a man assured his neighbor he'd keep the noise down after a vigorous solo session of Dance Dance Revolution. He then immediately switched to playing Super Mario Party alone with the volume off.

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