Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos, a co-chair of the glitzy Met Gala, reportedly had to enter through a back door to avoid a gaggle of protesters. Honestly, here in Baja, the only thing we're dodging is flat surf. While the tech elite are busy hiding from their own PR disasters, the Pacific is still firing, and nobody down here gives a pelican's squawk about who paid too much for a sponsored catwalk.