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Your Lawn, Now Mowed by a Robot Overlord for the Low Price of a Small Car

For those Todos Santos expats who find mowing their sprawling, meticulously cultivated agave gardens simply too taxing, the Ecovacs Goat A2000 LiDAR Pro Robot Lawn Mower is a godsend. Why exert yourself when you can pay $1,498 for a gadget that navigates via LiDAR and promises to manicure your perfect patch of grass? Just don't ask it to fetch another margarita; it's too busy pondering its existential purpose.

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