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The Daily Mash
2026-07-28
Prime Minister Should Focus on Flag-Based Masturbation and Banning 'Kneecap'
Andy Burnham, bless his little cotton socks, is apparently wasting precious PM time on buses and social care. The real issues? Apparently, it's finding new ways to use the Union Jack and contemplating the banishment of obscure bands like 'Kneecap'.