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The Beaverton
2026-07-28
McConnell 'Resting Comfortably' After Routine Taxidermy, Republicans Insist
GOP lawmakers are spinning a yarn about Mitch McConnell's six-week absence, claiming he's merely 'resting comfortably' after a 'routine taxidermy procedure.' Apparently, the Senator has never been healthier, which is… certainly a way to put it.