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humor The Onion 2026-07-27

Gen Z's 'Tanmaxxing': Chasing Lizard-Level Enlightenment Via Skin Cancer

Forget sunscreen, Gen Z is embracing 'tanmaxxing' and believing lizards have it all figured out. Apparently, the secret to eternal youth and vitamin D is ignoring science and hoping seagulls don't eat your nutrients.

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