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humor The Onion 2026-07-27

Brad Pitt Drops Last Name in Solidarity with Family: Kids Immediately Reclaim 'Pitt'

In a move of questionable fatherly support, Brad Pitt ditched his surname for his kids, who apparently can't stand being associated with him. Shockingly, they immediately changed it back.

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