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humor The Onion 2026-07-27

Willis Tower Seen Gobbling Construction Workers in Rare Public Feeding

Chicago's architecture buffs were treated to a truly breathtaking spectacle as the Willis Tower, exhibiting its rare, skyscraper-sized appetite, devoured a construction crew and a pedestrian. Experts are still debating whether this counts as an 'attraction' or just a very, very unfortunate lunch break.

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