Unitree GD-01 Mech: Because Your Mid-Life Crisis Needs a Gundam
For a cool $650,000, you too can pilot a 10-foot, transforming mech suit to... well, to impress other people with too much money, presumably. Ideal for the expat who's tired of their yacht and needs a new way to loudly announce their questionable financial decisions. Imagine the looks when you roll this into the weekly farmers' market.