Your Patio Needs This: The "Because You're Worth It" Outdoor TV
Why suffer through Baja's glorious natural beauty when you could be watching 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' in blinding QLED? This behemoth of outdoor entertainment ensures your neighbors know you've successfully escaped your previous life, demanding $20,000 to bring the mediocrity of indoor viewing to your perfectly good patio. Expats in Todos Santos will consider it a vital piece of survival gear, essential for warding off any lingering appreciation for actual nature.