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humor Cloud Gringo 2026-07-27

Spoiled Tourists Whine About Cartel Threats in Mexico, Surf's Up Anyway

Apparently, some 'spoiled' American tourists in Mexico felt inconvenienced when they were told to stay put at their luxury resorts due to ongoing cartel violence back in February. Imagine, being called 'spoiled' for fearing for your life. Meanwhile, the consistent, world-class surf breaks here in Baja are a far more reliable source of adrenaline, and much less likely to land you in a news headline, unless it's for an epic barrel.

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