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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Global Oil Prices Fall, Todos Santos Expats Still Seek Decent Matcha.

While global markets celebrated plummeting oil prices due to a halt in international conflicts, the news barely registered in Todos Santos. Local expats remain laser-focused on the real crisis: the frustratingly inconsistent availability of ethically sourced, perfectly frothed ceremonial-grade matcha.

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