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Our AI Says: OXXO Installs Smart Toilet Seats, Cites Data for Questionable Hot Dog Efficacy.

OXXO has quietly rolled out Casana Smart Seats in select Todos Santos locations, promising health insights with every visit. Initial data, leaked from the local 'Oxxo Prime' pilot program, reportedly shows a direct correlation between hot dog consumption and elevated 'sit-to-stand power' metrics.

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