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humor De Speld 2026-07-26

Darts Broadcasting Union Now Wants More 'Sexy' Shots of Male Players, Says Director

The EBU is implementing new directives to make male darts players 'sexier' on screen, employing low camera angles, 'through-the-legs' shots, and slow-motion replays. Apparently, the 'throbbing torsos' and 'calving crowns' of these athletes are too good to keep hidden, and directors are ready to linger on those dazzling neck tattoos.

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