French Fires Rage, Baja Expats Ask: "Is the Mezcal Still Cold?"
As massive wildfires force thousands to flee France's Bordeaux region, the Pescadero expat community reports minimal disruption to their daily search for the perfect wave. Sources confirm the only significant heat wave on anyone's radar is the one generated by intense debates over the optimal blend for a morning smoothie. Global chaos, it seems, is a minor inconvenience compared to a flat spell, and certainly not the concern of a distant plunging currency.