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humor The Hard Times 2026-07-26

Scorpions Singer Trades Hurricane Rock for Mild Breeze; Fans Ask for Refunds.

Klaus Meine, bless his geriatric heart, can no longer rock you like a hurricane but is willing to settle for a tropical storm. Apparently, being almost 80 means your inner cyclone has downgraded to a slightly annoyed zephyr.

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