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humor Cloud Kickstarter 2026-07-25

LICKI Brush: Finally, You Can Lick Your Cat Without All That Unnecessary Saliva

For those truly intimate moments with your feline companion, this ingenious device lets you insert a silicone tongue into your mouth and 'lick' your cat. Because apparently, purrs and headbutts weren't quite enough for the sophisticated Todos Santos pet parent. Who needs boundaries when you have a LICKI Brush?

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