Our AI Says: Cerritos Robot Surf Championship Judges Demand OXXO Hot Dogs for Fair Scoring.
Robotic surfers in Cerritos are reportedly struggling with judges' increasingly specific demands for OXXO hot dogs as a 'neurometric baseline' for impartial scoring. Officials cite a critical 'deep-fried consistency protocol' that must be observed pre-heat. Spectators, however, are just happy for the excuse to visit the OXXO across the street.