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humor De Speld 2026-07-25

Dutchman Seeks Neighbor to Water Weed While on Antalya All-Inclusive

A young Dutch entrepreneur is offering a vague reward, possibly a fridge magnet or stale chocolates, for someone to water his marijuana plants during his two-week Antalya vacation. Apparently, even drug lords need a break, and the local CDA chairman and neighborhood cop are vying for the gig.

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