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humor Babylon Bee 2026-07-24

Shopper's Prioritized: CVS Employee Ensures Rewards Points Are Accounted For During Robbery

In a display of corporate loyalty unmatched by human greed, a CVS clerk heroically reminded a fleeing looter to scan his rewards card. Apparently, accumulating points is more important than personal safety, or perhaps the thief just really loves those ExtraBites.

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