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humor Babylon Bee 2026-07-24

Heaven Confirms: Prayer Emoji Now Officially Counts As Actual Prayer

Good news for the digitally pious! The Almighty has decreed that your little πŸ™ emoji is now as effective as a full-blown prayer session. So go ahead, send that prayer hands emoji – the pearly gates are apparently very tech-savvy.

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